March 2012
4 posts
February 2012
96 posts
Watchthatonekidwhodoesthings:
lmao. jesus
“My perfect date night? I pick you up in my Kia Sorento. You get in. There’s...”
– Aziz Ansari (via ethereally)
“I made a list of things I have
to remember and a list
of things I want to...”
– Linda Pastan (via ethereally)
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Watchtheconsultingbitch:
inacognito:
The single funniest scene on television ever
c0llectingyourvictims:
wow those leggings really compliment the outline of your vagina
