April 2012
98 posts
March 2012
114 posts
if this were sparta his parents would have thrown...
mjolkk:
can someone please explain to me how rick santorum has escaped natural selection
like
how did his parents not eat him when he was born
Watchihopericksantorum:
“We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” Wow.
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Australia: OI CUNT MOVE
When I say I'm not drinking tonight but then...
whatshouldwecallme:
